🚪 Zero Points for Integrity
Integrity is a company value. It's also the one nobody gets Bonusly points for. A story about a locked bathroom door, what I did when it wouldn't open, and why I can't follow leaders who'd rather explain than act.
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Philosophy
🚪 Zero Points for Integrity
Integrity is a company value. It's also the one nobody gets Bonusly points for. A story about a locked bathroom door, what I did when it wouldn't open, and why I can't follow leaders who'd rather explain than act.
Move Fast and Break Everyone
They Were So Preoccupied With Whether They Could 🦖
We Regret to Inform You That the Parody Is the Reality 🤯
Trillion-Dollar Club: A Membership Nobody Should Be Eligible For
Deprecated: How Engineering Learned to Treat People Like Legacy Code
Stop Flinching: Engineering Built a Culture That Can't Take a Punch 🥊
Engineering Culture
🟣 Part 4: Mauve Is the New Rose
Part 4 of the Mauve series: my company handed engineers a "how to use the AI tool" doc. Buried in the mental model — you're not coding anymore, you're managing a team. Nobody asked.
🧮 Part 3: In Bots We Trust
🐑 Part 1: Who's the Shepherd When the Sheep Write the Code?
You’re Not Batman. You Just Think You Are. 🦇
Move Fast and Break Everyone
They Were So Preoccupied With Whether They Could 🦖
We Regret to Inform You That the Parody Is the Reality 🤯
Management
🟣 Part 4: Mauve Is the New Rose
Part 4 of the Mauve series: my company handed engineers a "how to use the AI tool" doc. Buried in the mental model — you're not coding anymore, you're managing a team. Nobody asked.
You’re Not Batman. You Just Think You Are. 🦇
Annual Audits Are Absolute Agony
Don't Team for the Plan
We Shipped a Fix for the Wrong Bug
The Goose Is on the Team
